when you have an awesome comeback but you accidentally stutter it
Do you realize that with the Attack on Titan english dub calling 3DMG omnidirectional mobility gear we can abbreviate it OMG.
Can you imagine like someone saying
"Engage the OMG!"
"Oh no, that fall broke my OMG."
"They’re checking everyone’s OMG for recent wear."
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
IS THIS A JOKE IS THIS REAL IS THIS THE BIGGEST MEME OF 2014
this is it. the sixth seal is open
g o o d b y e
as some people may have already noticed, google has added a link to their homepage advertising #banbossy, a movement to teach young girls how to be independent and assertive. from the website’s home page:
"When a little boy asserts himself, he’s called a ‘leader’. Yet when a little girl does the same, she risks being branded ‘bossy’. Words like bossy send a message: don’t raise your hand or speak up. By middle school, girls are less interested in leading than boys- a trend that continues into adulthood. Together we can encourage girls to lead."
on the website, you can “pledge to ban bossy”, and that will automatically share the site on your facebook. you can share on other social media sites as well. the site has videos explaining their cause, lists of helpful tips for parents to help their daughters, and tons of other really cool stuff. if you’re not already sold on it, the movement is partially funded by the girl scouts (just one more reason to add to the list of why theyre becoming freaking awesome).
please spread around to let others know!!
"i’ll just open this fic on another tab so i can read it later"
SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS ME.
shit i’d watch this so damn hard
Seriously, 12 straight men acting as gay as humanly possible, I would die.
"and you’ll present it in front of the class"
Police officers rescued the little pup from an abusive owner. And then one adopted her.
when youre washing dishes and touch wet food
we have stereotypes for aliens
we have stereotypes for things we don’t even know anything about
FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT
maybe that’s why they won’t visit us
they think we’re racist
we are sorry aliens
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